MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE 2004 DRAFT CHAT

Draft date Friday, September 3, 2004
From Message
Tim Knowlton Rounds 1 & 2 are the protection rounds
Tim Knowlton Rounds 3 & 4 are the deferred rounds
Tim Knowlton Round 5 will be what we refer to as "round 1"
Bob Mavity What Up!
Lee Wilson Hello everyone, let's get this thing started
Tim Knowlton Working on the network connections here at HQ
Justin Dunphy 'zup Team X checking in
Stephen Hyland anyone want a shot
Justin Dunphy still in transit , worthington HS having a game
Justin Dunphy So hard road all F***ed up
Justin Dunphy going off line for a moment BRB
Paul Hoffman Brett is moving tonight, he has sent me his info and I'll be making his picks
Tim Knowlton Paul, you can only make his picks if you can log into his Statsworld account
Stephen Hyland Paul, are you going to log in as bret as well to make his picks?
Tim Knowlton That's why I asked everyone to let me know if they would NOT be online so I could explain how it was going to work.
George Kalet greasers are here!! How's it hanging boys?
Tim Knowlton Everyone will be making their own picks by selecting players from the list
Phil Arisman good evening everyone
Paul Hoffman I can log in as Brett, if I have to. I have his password
Todd Mlsna I am here and expect Tom in a few minutes
Bob Mavity Bob Squad is in the house!
Lee Wilson Welcome Todd, ready for the big time?
Todd Mlsna I hope so
Lee Wilson just enjoy, this is one of the funnest nights of the year, just wish I could be there
Brett Hoffman The skunks are on line!
Tim Knowlton Excellent
Stephen Hyland Paul is going to be busy!
Lee Wilson that's ok Brett will never know if he cheats him
Tim Knowlton Waiting on The Victors then
Ben Esker Team Xtreme has entered the building!
Tim Knowlton Hey Ben
George Kalet Does Statsworld put a time limit on this thing?
Tim Knowlton Yes, 2 minutes per pick
Phil Arisman is that every pick
Lee Wilson whats the best results to click on? - recent or by round
Phil Arisman wheres the drinkin time
Lee Wilson 2 minutes per drink
Phil Arisman wheres the smack talk time
Lee Wilson speaking of smack, where is Big City
Steve Schiraldi Last minute negotiating
Lee Wilson uh oh
George Kalet I meant how many days before they throw us off?
Tim Knowlton Who wantsTrent Green, CHEAP!
Steve Schiraldi Whassup Lee??? You've been a busy dude!!
Lee Wilson who wants Torry Holt cheap?
Lee Wilson hey Steve, I gave you a chance, I had to make some deals
Tim Knowlton Dang. Lee. You've been freakin me out
Lee Wilson what's up Tim
Steve Schiraldi You sure did, we'll be talking. The trade talks never end buddy.
Phil Arisman who is Dang Lee
Craig Koss Go Blue!
Phil Arisman kung foo master
Lee Wilson Go Blue!
Tim Knowlton Whose ready?
Lee Wilson that's me Phil, Kung Foo Fighter
Lee Wilson Let's get it on
George Kalet I was born ready!!!
Ben Esker Team X needs a minute
Lee Wilson how do we know who is up?
Tim Knowlton Ok, starting now.
George Kalet 2 minutes are up!
Lee Wilson big surprise huh
Tim Knowlton TX?
Lee Wilson what happens if time limit expires?
Tim Knowlton Your pick is made automatically by StatsWorld
Phil Arisman its just like the movies
Lee Wilson yikes
Phil Arisman I gotta go
Lee Wilson that was quick Phil
Lee Wilson pressure - Tim under 30
Lee Wilson I bet you don't know what to do with all your time Tim
Tim Knowlton Last minute negotiations that didn't work out
Lee Wilson I mean, negotiating all the draft junk this year
Brett Hoffman it's not going in
Tim Knowlton You will get a player confirmation at the bottom of the player list
Brett Hoffman okay got it
Stephen Hyland Paul, did you confirm?
Lee Wilson anybody else watching GB Titans
Tim Knowlton Woo Hoo
Steve Schiraldi Big City defers
Craig Koss Are we up?
Tim Knowlton Working on the skip turn part, bear with me
Justin Dunphy yey I got IP the esker network is finally working
Lee Wilson Favre in early season form
Phil Arisman "What are you doing Dave?"
Lee Wilson Justin, how bout them Vikes this year
Stephen Hyland Ben's the Viking fan
Lee Wilson this may finally be the year
Bob Mavity what`s up bryan
Steve Schiraldi nothing much hows your band doing bryan
Tim Knowlton Sorry, I will have do the defers for you
Tim Knowlton If you are going to defer then just type it in the chat window
Craig Koss cool
Tim Knowlton TX?
Lee Wilson didn't take long to get that pick out
Tim Knowlton Trade announcement
Tim Knowlton Huskies send pick 8 in round 5 to The Illuminati
Tim Knowlton for Marvin Harrison and pick 7 in round 8
Craig Koss nice!
Craig Koss Hi Todd & Tom - Go Blue from AA
Todd Mlsna Go blue good luck tomorrow
Tim Knowlton Phil?
Tim Knowlton THAT took 2 minutes?
Phil Arisman IM drinkin
Lee Wilson I didn't think he'd keep him
Tim Knowlton It's already time to stop him, Bob...
Bob Mavity Can`t Stop Him Now1
Phil Arisman What are you doing dave?
Lee Wilson time seems to fly faster in this system
Lee Wilson what happened to McNabb
Craig Koss The Victors Defer
Tim Knowlton I will suspend the draft for the deferred rounds to skip picks for those with protected players
Bob Mavity DEFER
Lee Wilson Craig, who wins the Big 10 this year?
Tim Knowlton If you do not have a pick in this round I will make the skip turn pick for you
Tim Knowlton YOu are on the clock, Bob
Lee Wilson I hope Favre plays this way during the season, 2 picks
Craig Koss ?
Tim Knowlton Victors can pick
Lee Wilson stinking it up against the Titans tonight
Phil Arisman Somebody wake me up when im up
Tim Knowlton This is deferred round 1
Tim Knowlton Victors?
Craig Koss We were frozen
George Kalet How come Bob picked in Round 1 when he deferred in round2
Lee Wilson anybody taken Ricky Williams yet
Craig Koss we just came back online
Craig Koss thanks
Tim Knowlton k
Bob Mavity gOOD qUESTION
Phil Arisman cause hes the man
Lee Wilson I think he's going to do real good this year
Ben Esker Hate to see ya go Marshall
Lee Wilson was that sad TX to see him go
Ben Esker You've been a great one!
Ben Esker Tears are being shed in Dublin....
Justin Dunphy Ireland too
George Kalet You're getting pretty good at this Tim
Tim Knowlton I am the clickmaster
Craig Koss Kalik-master?
Tim Knowlton LOL
Phil Arisman I think something is going on in ohio...
Phil Arisman doesnt BC get fred taylor
Tim Knowlton Regular draft begins
Tim Knowlton Yes, Phil, I had to click skip picks for the rest of deferred round 2...
Tim Knowlton I was hypnotizing Steve
Tim Knowlton with my clicks
Tim Knowlton take a QB, take a QB
Tim Knowlton You know his luck with QBs
Tim Knowlton How is this working out for everyone?
Tim Knowlton the draft window?
Lee Wilson easy so fra, may have trouble when I have to think
Tim Knowlton zzzzzz
Phil Arisman every time
George Kalet Not bad only 5 suspensions in 5 rounds!!!
Phil Arisman what kind of favoritism is going on with BC
Tim Knowlton Easy for everyone except little city, I guess...
Brett Hoffman makes it go quicker
Phil Arisman I want 4 mins on my pick
Lee Wilson me too Tim
George Kalet I think that's Big Shity!!!
Bob Mavity ME THREE
Phil Arisman Im posting my appeal now
Brett Hoffman fair for all
Phil Arisman does he get 4 mins
Lee Wilson I was just joking, are we all doing 4 now
Steve Schiraldi Quit your F***in' whinning!
Lee Wilson lol
Brett Hoffman i bet we can make this last 6 hours
Phil Arisman easy for you to say cabin boy
Steve Schiraldi BIATCH!!
Tim Knowlton Seems like these should be the easy rounds...
Phil Arisman isnt that what tim calls you on the cell block
Lee Wilson man did you see Favre go down
Lee Wilson Let's go Couch
Lee Wilson still got to keep him
Tim Knowlton Worked out alright
Lee Wilson don't know
Tim Knowlton The rookie pool has been broken
Lee Wilson think so
Lee Wilson take him
Tim Knowlton Lee, are you talkin to yourself again?
Lee Wilson sorry, was that out loud
Lee Wilson quiet in here, need me to finish my own conversation
Tim Knowlton Where are the girls?
Lee Wilson just have one, dont' say it too loud, she is asleep
Lee Wilson amazing what benadry does
Lee Wilson benadryl
Phil Arisman are you talkin to me
Phil Arisman you talkin to me
Phil Arisman i dont see anyone else
Lee Wilson hey Phil
Phil Arisman you must be talkin to me
Lee Wilson stop drinking
Phil Arisman never happen
Lee Wilson lol
Bob Mavity LOL
Lee Wilson you're hallucinating
Lee Wilson what did, Gonzo?
Lee Wilson Sorry Steve, but you know my luck with TE's
Lee Wilson How's it going Illuminati, yeah I'm not the rookie anymore
Todd Mlsna We wanted Gonzales ... now our plans for world domination are thwarted
Lee Wilson uh oh, I'm scared
Tim Knowlton The Illuminati are finally taken down!
Lee Wilson Gonzo for Culpepper?
Lee Wilson I'm just scared of their team name
Tim Knowlton Lee, we are cutting your draft priviledges off
Lee Wilson sorry
Lee Wilson didn't mean to mess up everybodies concentration
Phil Arisman i protest
Phil Arisman bc is drunker than i am
Tim Knowlton Not possible
Lee Wilson is the next pick for BC his last one in the draft
Tim Knowlton It's close
Tim Knowlton He may not pick again until round 10
Lee Wilson Is TX alright?
Justin Dunphy Plans are afoot
Lee Wilson sorry guys, thought you might be thinking of Faulk
Phil Arisman Placebo Burress
Tim Knowlton Plastico
Lee Wilson Sorry Ben, I don't mind trades
Lee Wilson isn't that one of my nicknames Tim
Tim Knowlton TraderLee?
Tim Knowlton Vics?
Lee Wilson that's not what I was thinking
Tim Knowlton Possum?
Tim Knowlton Opie?
Lee Wilson aaah yes
Tim Knowlton SuddenDeathsBane?
Lee Wilson MFL Champ
Tim Knowlton hehe
Lee Wilson lol
Tim Knowlton Obviously your favorite
Tim Knowlton Brett-Paul?
George Kalet All of that for that????
Tim Knowlton Geeko?
Lee Wilson wake up BC
Tim Knowlton littlest city?
Tim Knowlton BS two in a row
Steve Schiraldi Below Me!!!
Lee Wilson maybe he is drunker than Phil
Todd Mlsna We be Illin'
Phil Arisman good evening gentlemen
Phil Arisman I am now back on the smack line
Tim Knowlton hello, Mr. Arisman. The usual table?
Phil Arisman no one is drunker than Phil
Phil Arisman and im makin a liquer run after my next pick
Phil Arisman liquor
Todd Mlsna licker
Phil Arisman I say we hire 2 strippers next year to keep the records
Phil Arisman and we do the chat room draft
Lee Wilson as long as they do live cams
Tim Knowlton and lap dances
Phil Arisman licker, i dont even know her
Lee Wilson I'm coming to the draft next year
Phil Arisman i want to go on the record
Phil Arisman i sugggested that for this year
Lee Wilson dang it, where was the vote
Phil Arisman i do not like this draft mode sam
Tim Knowlton Phil, you are up...
Phil Arisman i do not like you sam i am
Tim Knowlton Sam?
Tim Knowlton we are waiting on your strippers & ham
Tim Knowlton Snake bit
Lee Wilson lol
Phil Arisman ok, i drop my appeal
Bob Mavity USE ALL THAT CLOCK
Steve Schiraldi hahahahahahahahahahaha your going to be the laughing stalk of the season
Steve Schiraldi so hahahahahahaha phil the only thing that matters is that he sucks
Bob Mavity SHES A LADY WHOAWHOA WHOA SHES A LADY
Phil Arisman come on you little dick
Phil Arisman I was referring to your dad bryan
Tim Knowlton Geeks?
Tim Knowlton GeekoBlast
Tim Knowlton Veektorrs?
Craig Koss thanks
Craig Koss We're multi-tasking
Steve Schiraldi yeah right phil bryan
Craig Koss tailgate tomorrow
Lee Wilson starting to slow down
Phil Arisman Just ask your mom
Lee Wilson Julius Jones
Tim Knowlton Nice pick
Lee Wilson thanks, got excited about that one and typed it in
Lee Wilson I think I'm set at rb now
Tim Knowlton You've been set at RB for a long time...
Lee Wilson now that I got rid of that pesky Portis
Tim Knowlton The quote I remember is "I'll never trade him after all the flack I got for drafting him early"
Lee Wilson You remember that huh, when I traded you Lamar Smith
Lee Wilson Sudden Death isn't here to make fun of me now
Tim Knowlton I think you got Heap in that trade
Lee Wilson yes, got a better back than Lamar Smith and Heap
Tim Knowlton Come on Geeks
Craig Koss Always nice to see those Buckeyes pick a Michigan man
Justin Dunphy Yeah , well at this level you get whatever dregs are left
Phil Arisman Bc is always up
Todd Mlsna Dregs like Terry Glenn??
Tim Knowlton Greekers up
Steve Schiraldi you got a problem phil then tell it to the hand cause the puter dont want to hear it
Tim Knowlton The Chambermaid
Phil Arisman does BC have anymore picks?
George Kalet This could be his year!!
Steve Schiraldi we have every pick next round phil hahahahahaha
Steve Schiraldi bryan
Phil Arisman your dad must really need help
Tim Knowlton Defensive run
Paul Hoffman late rounds
Steve Schiraldi i think you need some help not my dad phil hahaha- bryan
Tim Knowlton Hearts have been broken
Lee Wilson how many picks does BC get
Tim Knowlton We've actually caught up to BC
Tim Knowlton Quietly...
Steve Schiraldi I'm starting on next year's picks
Paul Hoffman whose pickin - Bryan or SS?
Lee Wilson 3 rounds to go, record pace
Phil Arisman because you can...
Todd Mlsna I think Tim has passed out
Brett Hoffman TK what's the shortest we've done the draft?
Justin Dunphy commish privs
Phil Arisman I would like to propose a toast to Mr Tim Knowlton
Justin Dunphy who cares
Lee Wilson Hey Steve, is Tim ok?
Brett Hoffman 2nd
Justin Dunphy I shecund that post
Tim Knowlton Sorry, I was toasting Randall Cunningham with Bushmills
Tim Knowlton As the first MFL MVP
Steve Schiraldi Hold on...we're doing shots
Brett Hoffman bryan, is tk ok?
Justin Dunphy you dog Ben get me a bushmills
Phil Arisman pass some of that down here
Steve Schiraldi One more
Steve Schiraldi yea hes just fine
Steve Schiraldi Whisky only in this house
Stephen Hyland God's sweat goes down good
Brett Hoffman glen livid
Phil Arisman so you were taking a drink and you suspended the draft
Phil Arisman hum
Tim Knowlton Ah, Balvenie Double Wood as the Scotch of choice
Stephen Hyland The power of the commish
Steve Schiraldi When you start doing shots because of a player's card...we're reaching for reasons
Steve Schiraldi and ss is the one drafting i am the one who is helping
Phil Arisman I still say we hire strippers next year
Tim Knowlton 16 picks to go and it's only been 3 hours
Tim Knowlton This has been record time
Steve Schiraldi You'd actually have to show up for it then.
Brett Hoffman GL the poor man's scotch
Tim Knowlton make that 28 pix
Tim Knowlton shhh
Phil Arisman you get the strippers ill be there
Tim Knowlton need another shot
Lee Wilson Tim I want a player that isn't listed
Lee Wilson what do I do
Lee Wilson I want Lawrence Tynes
Phil Arisman we need to suspend the draft
Lee Wilson Tim you there?
Phil Arisman and negate all the picks
Lee Wilson Hey Tim, I want Lawrence Tynes and he's not listed
Tim Knowlton Sorry, Lee just saw your message
Phil Arisman tim
Tim Knowlton Who is Lawrence Tynes?
Lee Wilson kicker for Kansas
Phil Arisman your drinkin more than me
Tim Knowlton I'll add him to your roster manually then
Phil Arisman Next year we are gettin strippers to run the draft
Brett Hoffman Kansas St. or U of Kansas
Tim Knowlton and put in a skipped pick here
Lee Wilson thanks
Phil Arisman sorry bryan, you cant be there
Tim Knowlton Hey, I have an idea...let's get strippers for next years draft!!!
Phil Arisman Tim, thats why your the commish
Stephen Hyland ill have to trash your little party then phil hahahahahahaha never leave me
Stephen Hyland ^^^ BS took over my keyboard
Phil Arisman BS lol
Tim Knowlton Last Round
Lee Wilson whew hoo
Stephen Hyland you want some oh dis punk- bs
Tim Knowlton Undo Pick (16-5) - Big City: TE Sharpe, Shannon ()
Stephen Hyland ill have to bring out the big guns-bs
Phil Arisman I want ricky williams
Lee Wilson who plays Thursday Night - anybody know
Phil Arisman as my flex player
Tim Knowlton Indianpolis - New England
Stephen Hyland go ahead if you want to lose your little season-bs
Tim Knowlton Good draft, Illumies
Lee Wilson Great draft everybody
Lee Wilson Thanks Tim
Tim Knowlton Good draft, guys. Record time.
Brett Hoffman Hey BS, do you beat your dad at golf?
Brett Hoffman 3 hrs 24 min
Tim Knowlton Your rosters have been added automatically through the draft
Bob Mavity Draft Done
Craig Koss thanks Tim - Go Blue
Steve Schiraldi In his dreams
Lee Wilson Cool, Thanks Tim, talk to you guys later
Todd Mlsna Later
Tim Knowlton Get your starting line ups in, remember the Thursday game
Tim Knowlton game
Brett Hoffman Toast to the MFL - Lift your glasses
Brett Hoffman good bye and good luck
George Kalet Great draft guys. Here's to the commish!!!
Tim Knowlton Good job drafting for two, Paul
Steve Schiraldi great draft everybody bs
Ben Esker Cheers to all!
Justin Dunphy Once again Tim excellent draft , enjoy the Golf , actually Jameson's not to
Steve Schiraldi and phil i will kick you butt next year in golf
Steve Schiraldi ^^^^^^^bs
Phil Arisman good night and good luck...
Phil Arisman your gonna need it...