MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WEEK 16, 1996 REPORT CARD
Season ended Monday, December 16, 1996
-- Bennetts Division ---------- W - L - T ---- % ----- PF ------ PA ---- Record --- % ----- PF --- Record ----- %
Huskies (tk) 11 3 0 786 1550 1014 7-3-0 700 1060 4-0-0 1000
Heroes (ph) 9 5 0 643 1250 1053 6-4-0 600 915 3-1-0 750
Hive (pa) 8 6 0 571 979 1069 6-4-0 600 709 2-2-0 500
Big City (ss) 7 7 0 500 1237 1211 5-5-0 500 910 2-2-0 500
NFL Rejects (jt) 5 9 0 357 873 915 4-6-0 400 595 1-3-0 250
Dugongs (dg) 3 11 0 214 821 1292 2-8-0 200 524 1-3-0 250
-----Division-------- -Non-Division-
-- Mr Chef Division ----------- W - L - T ---- % ----- PF ------ PA ---- Record --- % ----- PF --- Record ----- %
Skunks (bh) 12 2 0 857 1230 929 9-1-0 900 895 3-1-0 750
Sudden Death (mw) 9 5 0 643 1168 1084 7-3-0 700 851 2-2-0 500
BOB (jb/gk) 7 7 0 500 1199 1188 6-4-0 600 910 1-3-0 250
Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj) 5 9 0 357 1045 1189 4-6-0 400 726 1-3-0 250
Gophers (cd) 5 9 0 357 899 1116 3-7-0 300 590 2-2-0 500
The Force (rg) 3 11 0 214 953 1144 1-9-0 100 681 2-2-0 500
--------------- THE 1996 MAYONNAISE BOWL ------------------- ------------------- CONSOLATION GAME ------------
Heroes (ph) 75 43 Sudden Death (mw) Skunks (bh) 66 60 Huskies (tk)
---- THE 1996 MAYONNAISE INVITATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP --------- ------------------- CONSOLATION GAME ------------
Big City (ss) 115 55 Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj) Hive (pa) 54 54 BOB (jb/gk)
--------- THE 1996 BASEMENT BUNCH CHAMPIONSHIP ------------- ------------------- CONSOLATION GAME ------------
The Force (rg) 80 54 Dugongs (dg) Gophers (cd) 83 66 NFL Rejects (jt)
-- THE COMMISH'S DESK -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CONGRATS TO THE 1996 MFL CHAMPIONS - HEROES (PAUL HOFFMAN)!!
A reminder that post-season games cannot end in a tie. Tiebreakers follow normal standings tiebreakers, thus tie
between Hive and BOB counts as a Hive victory for purposes of final places and 1997 draft order.
Final league packets with updated record books, award certificates, and $$$$ will be sent out as soon as
completed.
1996 FINAL STANDINGS: 1st-Heroes (ph), 2nd-Sudden Death (mw), 3rd-Skunks (bh), 4th-Huskies (tk), 5th-Big City
(ss), 6th-Diquheds (dn/kb/bj), 7th-Hive (pa), 8th-BOB (jb/gk), 9th-The Force (rg), 10th-Dugongs (dg),
11th-Gophers (cd), 12th-NFL Rejects (jt). 1997 draft order is reverse of above standings.
THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE SEASON (OUR SEVENTH!!!).
-- 1996 SEASON RECORDS (league records in parentheses) ----------------------------------------------------------
WEEKLY TEAM TOTAL (177 Heroes wk 13, 95) THIS WEEK'S ALL-PRO TEAM (326 Week 1, 94)
Huskies (tk) 174 pts wk 09 QB Steve Young, Sf 31 pts NFL Rejects (jt)
BOB (jb/gk) 157 pts wk 02 RB Terry Allen, Was 18 pts Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj)
Big City (ss) 146 pts wk 12 Larry Centers, Az 18 pts Big City (ss)
This Week's High 115 pts Big City (ss) WR Irving Fryar, Phi 30 pts The Force (rg)
Average This Week 67.1 pts/team Jimmy Smith, Jax 30 pts Big City (ss)
1996 AVERAGE 77.8 pts/week 1244.0 pts/team TE Brent Jones, Sf 9 pts Heroes (ph)
K Chris Boniol, Dal 12 pts NFL Rejects (jt)
WEEKLY PLAYER TOTAL (72 Mark Rypien, QB, Stallions wk 11, 91) DT Green Bay Packers 17 pts Gophers (cd)
Scott Mitchell, QB, Det 57 pts wk 04 Gophers (cd) HC Jimmy Johnson, Mia 3 pts Hive (pa)
Mark Brunell, QB, Jax 54 pts wk 04 Skunks (bh) All-Pro Team total: 168 pts
Terrell Davis, RB, Den 53 pts wk 12 Big City (ss)
SEASON PLAYER TOTAL (480 Steve Young, QB, New Yorkers, 94) REMEMBER ONLY STARTING PTS COUNTED
Brett Favre, QB, Gb 420 pts Heroes (ph)
John Elway, QB, Den 311 pts Dugongs (dg)
Mark Brunell, QB, Jax 302 pts Skunks (bh)
-- THE RECORD BOOK ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
67.1 pts/team is 4th Least Average Points Scored in a Week.
Hive (pa) 54 - BOB (jb/gk) 54 is 7th tie in league history.
Irving Fryar scores 30 pts in BB Championship game for The Force (rg) to take the top AP spot for WR.
Green Bay Packers DT scores 17 pts in BB Consolation game for Gophers (cd) to beat Steelers by 1 pt for AP team
(and tie the #1 Most Point Scored in a Season for DT)
Jerry Rice not on the Season All-Pro Team for the first time in league history.
Shannon Sharpe’s 189 pts for Huskies (tk) is #1 Most Points Scored in a Season for TE (old record 160,
Ben Coates-1994).
Mike Shannahan’s 33 pts for Big City (ss) is #1 Most Points Scored in a Season for HC (old record 30, Jimmy
Johnson-1992, & George Siefert-1994).
Complete Updated record book to be sent to you soon.
-- THIS WEEK’S ROSTER TRANSACTIONS (numbers reflect number of moves made this season) ---------------------------
No roster transactions for week 16.
-- 1996 MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE SEASON AWARDS ----------------------------------------------------------------
THE 1996 MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE ALL-PRO TEAM (2158, 1995) 1996 MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
QB BRETT FAVRE, GB 420 pts HEROES (ph) HEROES (Paul Hoffman), 11-5, 1439 pts
RB TERRELL DAVIS, DEN 288 pts BIG CITY (ss)
CURTIS MARTIN, NE 277 pts SKUNKS (bh) 1996 MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE MVPLAYER
WR IRVING FRYAR, PHI 206 pts THE FORCE (rg) BRETT FAVRE, QB, GB 420 pts HEROES (ph)
TONY MARTIN, SD 194 pts NFL REJECTS (jt)
TE SHANNON SHARPE, DEN 189 pts* HUSKIES (tk) 1996 ED LINDSEY AWARD
K AL DEL GRECO, HOU 137 pts HEROES (ph) BRETT HOFFMAN (Skunks)
DT GREEN BAY PACKERS 157 pts* GOPHERS (cd) Brett was excited from day one and carried his
HC MIKE SHANNAHAN, DEN 33 pts* BIG CITY (ss) enjoyment throughout the season. His turn around
All-Pro Team total: 1901 pts from previous seasons is an example for everyone.
*=SET OR TIED MFL SEASON RECORD
GAME SUMMARIES
Franchise.: Heroes (ph)
Owners....: Paul Hoffman, 315-568-8623, hoffman5@ix.netcom.com
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Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
FAVRE, Brett QB Green Bay 29 420 TOMCZAK, Mike QB Pittsburgh 18 185
FAULK, Marshall RB Indianapolis 8 127 FLOYD, William RB San Francisco 12 55
MORRIS, Byron RB Baltimore 12 129 CONWAY, Curtis WR Chicago 8 172
ALEXANDER, Derrick WR Baltimore 0 186 MITCHELL, Pete TE Jacksonville 7 55
MCCARDELL, Keenan WR Jacksonville 2 132 VINATIERI, Adam K New England 6 136
JONES, Brent TE San Francisco 9 42
DEL GRECO, Al K Houston 11 152
PANTHERS DT Carolina 7 153
LEVY, Marv HC Buffalo -3 9
75 51
Franchise.: Sudden Death (mw)
Owners....: Mark Williams, 219-273-8472
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Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
BLEDSOE, Drew QB New England -1 288 HUMPHRIES, Stan QB San Diego 14 201
MURRELL, Adrian RB NY Jets 4 162 BROOKS, Reggie RB Tampa Bay 0 45
WATTERS, Ricky RB Philadelphia 8 247 HAYNES, Michael WR New Orleans 1 107
FREEMAN, Antonio WR Green Bay 15 167 DRAYTON, Troy TE St.Louis 4 23
GALLOWAY, Joey WR Seattle 10 165 CHRISTIE, Steve K Buffalo 2 108
DILGER, Ken TE Indianapolis 0 61
BLANCHARD, Cary K Indianapolis 6 186
LIONS DT Detroit 4 78
SCHOTTENHEIMER, Mart HC Kansas City -3 9
43 21
Franchise.: Huskies (tk)
Owners....: Timothy Knowlton, 615-781-2012, tjk@ix.netcom.com
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Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
BLAKE, Jeff QB Cincinnati 15 300 FREROTTE, Gus QB Washington 9 176
BETTIS, Jerome RB Pittsburgh 6 222 STEWART, James RB Jacksonville 0 160
SMITH, Emmitt RB Dallas 13 253 BROWN, Tim WR Oakland 5 175
BRUCE, Isaac WR St.Louis 3 171 CROSS, Howard TE NY Giants 0 19
PICKENS, Carl WR Cincinnati 1 197 JACKE, Chris K Green Bay 5 123
SHARPE, Shannon TE Denver 0 189
KASAY, John K Carolina 11 170
FORTY NINERS DT San Francisco 8 110
HOLMGREN, Mike HC Green Bay 3 27
60 19
Franchise.: Skunks (bh)
Owners....: Brett Hoffman, 717-749-6469, bgh115@psu.edu
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Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
BRUNELL, Mark QB Jacksonville 28 336 HOSTETLER, Jeff QB Oakland 6 258
ABDUL-JABBAR, Karim RB Miami 9 157 JOHNSON, Leshon RB Arizona 0 114
MARTIN, Curtis RB New England 10 277 SHEPERD, Leslie WR Washington 0 101
MATHIS, Terance WR Atlanta 2 121 GREEN, Eric TE Baltimore 0 20
REED, Jake WR Minnesota 5 186 PETERSON, Todd K Seattle 7 124
DUDLEY, Rickey TE Oakland 2 65
HOLLIS, Mike K Jacksonville 8 126
VIKINGS DT Minnesota 5 95
PARCELS, Bill HC New England -3 15
66 13
Franchise.: Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj)
Owners....: Dale Needleman, Ken Bason, Bob Janik, 615-333-9183
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS ----------------- ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
CHANDLER, Chris QB Houston -1 181 MOON, Warren QB Minnesota 0 91
ALLEN, Terry RB Washington 18 257 PHILLIPS, Lawrence RB St.Louis 17 98
THOMAS, Thurman RB Buffalo 7 163 SANDERS, Chris WR Houston 8 128
JONES, Chris T. WR Philadelphia 9 111 MCGEE, Tony TE Cincinnati 1 49
RICE, Jerry WR San Francisco 12 191 HUSTED, Michael K Tampa Bay 4 97
JACKSON, Keith TE Green Bay 3 108
HANSON, Jason K Detroit 3 83
EAGLES DT Philadelphia 7 123
COWHER, Bill HC Pittsburgh -3 15
55 30
Franchise.: Big City (ss)
Owners....: Steve Schiraldi, 904-278-5435, steves@portionpac.com
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS ----------------- ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
COLLINS, Kerry QB Carolina 16 156 GRBAC, Elvis QB San Francisco 0 90
CENTERS, Larry RB Arizona 18 193 SMITH, Robert RB Minnesota 0 95
DAVIS, Terrell RB Denver 14 288 MILLER, Anthony WR Denver 4 108
CARTER, Cris WR Minnesota 17 172 HARRIS, Jackie TE Tampa Bay 0 40
SMITH, Jimmy WR Jacksonville 30 172 JAEGER, Jeff K Chicago 13 103
ASHER, Jamie TE Washington 5 72
ANDERSEN, Morten K Atlanta 9 111
STEELERS DT Pittsburgh 3 156
SHANAHAN, Mike HC Denver 3 33
115 17
Franchise.: BOB (jb/gk)
Owners....: John Bowles, George Kalet, 770-641-1648, 770-977-3004
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS ----------------- ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
TESTAVERDE, Vinny QB Baltimore 14 378 EVERETT, Jim QB New Orleans 1 144
JOHNSON, Anthony RB Carolina 15 154 BENNETT, Edgar RB Green Bay 10 119
SANDERS, Barry RB Detroit 7 219 BEEBE, Don WR Green Bay 7 127
EARLY, Quinn WR Buffalo 2 99 JOHNSON, Lonnie TE Buffalo 1 36
MOORE, Herman WR Detroit 5 184 ANDERSON, Gary K Philadelphia 3 110
COATES, Ben TE New England 0 125
WILKINS, Jeff K San Francisco 5 136
CHIEFS DT Kansas City 3 83
SEIFERT, George HC San Francisco 3 21
54 22
Franchise.: Hive (pa)
Owners....: Phil Arisman, 912-477-8607, parisman@ix.netcom.com
---------------- STARTING PLAYERS ----------------- ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
MARINO, Dan QB Miami 14 169 MCNAIR, Steve QB Houston 12 99
KIRBY, Terry RB San Francisco 6 148 KAUFMAN, Napoleon RB Oakland 6 111
WARREN, Chris RB Seattle 4 145 SCOTT, Darnay WR Cincinnati 0 117
MCDUFFIE, O.J. WR Miami 10 134 HARTLEY, Frank TE Baltimore 0 0
RISON, Andre WR Jacksonville 2 73 STOYANOVICH, Pete K Kansas City 7 84
WALLS, Wesley TE Carolina 8 128
CARNEY, John K San Diego 2 136
DOLPHINS DT Miami 5 121
JOHNSON, Jimmy HC Miami 3 -3
54 25
Franchise.: Dugongs (dg)
Owners....: Dan Gwinn, 770-518-7343
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS ----------------- ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
ELWAY, John QB Denver 13 354 AIKMAN, Troy QB Dallas 1 175
RHETT, Errict RB Tampa Bay 8 68 BIAKABUTUKA, Tim RB Carolina 0 20
SALAAM, Rashaan RB Chicago 0 79 JEFFIRES, Haywood WR New Orleans 0 42
ELLARD, Henry WR Washington 4 94 BATTAGLIA, Marco TE Cincinnati 0 4
IRVIN, Michael WR Dallas 7 109 BRIEN, Doug K New Orleans 12 103
KINCHEN, Brian TE Baltimore 8 53
ELAM, Jason K Denver 6 117
RAIDERS DT Oakland 11 88
WHITE, Mike HC Oakland -3 -3
54 13
Franchise.: The Force (rg)
Owners....: Randy Green, 334-566-2201, rgreen@p-c-net.net
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS ----------------- ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
HEBERT, Bobby QB Atlanta 14 213 GEORGE, Jeff QB Atlanta 0 40
ANDERSON, Jamal RB Atlanta 10 183 HAMPTON, Rodney RB NY Giants 3 89
FRYAR, Irving WR Philadelphia 30 206 BARNETT, Fred WR Miami 6 66
GLENN, Terry WR New England 8 133 SMITH, Irv TE New Orleans 0 12
METCALF, Eric WR Atlanta 8 94 SISSON, Scott K Minnesota 3 98
BRUENER, Mark TE Pittsburgh 0 13
PELFREY, Doug K Cincinnati 3 113
COWBOYS DT Dallas 4 75
SWITZER, Barry HC Dallas 3 15
80 12
Franchise.: NFL Rejects (jt)
Owners....: James Thornton, 601-924-1703
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS ----------------- ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
YOUNG, Steve QB San Francisco 31 252 BANKS, Tony QB St.Louis 46 208
BYNER, Earnest RB Baltimore 0 115 CRAVER, Aaron RB Denver 7 71
HEARST, Garrison RB Cincinnati 2 100 JACKSON, Michael WR Baltimore 15 196
MARTIN, Tony WR San Diego 7 224 FAURIA, Christian TE Seattle 0 26
PERRIMAN, Brett WR Detroit 7 128 STOVER, Matt K Baltimore 12 105
PUPUNU, Alfred TE San Diego 0 29
BONIOL, Chris K Dallas 12 133
RAMS DT St.Louis 10 135
FONTES, Wayne HC Detroit -3 -15
66 80
Franchise.: Gophers (cd)
Owners....: Claude Durham, 806-798-2978
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS ----------------- ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player PN Team Week Ytd Player PN Team Week Ytd
HARBAUGH, Jim QB Indianapolis 28 178 MITCHELL, Scott QB Detroit 4 243
ALLEN, Marcus RB Kansas City 5 142 RUSSELL, Leonard RB San Diego 12 119
GEORGE, Eddie RB Houston 10 186 GRAHAM, Jeff WR NY Jets 0 130
EMANUEL, Bert WR Atlanta 23 122 WYCHECK, Frank TE Houston 14 86
JEFFERSON, Shawn WR New England 2 101 DAVIS, Greg K Arizona 0 41
POPSON, Ted TE San Francisco 0 65
JOHNSON, Norm K Pittsburgh 1 114
PACKERS DT Green Bay 17 157
TURNER, Norv HC Washington -3 3
83 30