MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WEEK 16, 1996 REPORT CARD

Season ended Monday, December 16, 1996

-- Bennetts Division ---------- W - L - T ---- % ----- PF ------ PA ---- Record --- % ----- PF --- Record ----- %
Huskies (tk)                   11   3   0    786     1550      1014       7-3-0   700     1060      4-0-0    1000
Heroes (ph)                     9   5   0    643     1250      1053       6-4-0   600      915      3-1-0     750
Hive (pa)                       8   6   0    571      979      1069       6-4-0   600      709      2-2-0     500
Big City (ss)                   7   7   0    500     1237      1211       5-5-0   500      910      2-2-0     500
NFL Rejects (jt)                5   9   0    357      873       915       4-6-0   400      595      1-3-0     250
Dugongs (dg)                    3  11   0    214      821      1292       2-8-0   200      524      1-3-0     250
                                                                                                                 
                                                                         -----Division--------     -Non-Division-
-- Mr Chef Division ----------- W - L - T ---- % ----- PF ------ PA ---- Record --- % ----- PF --- Record ----- %
Skunks (bh)                    12   2   0    857     1230       929       9-1-0   900      895      3-1-0     750
Sudden Death (mw)               9   5   0    643     1168      1084       7-3-0   700      851      2-2-0     500
BOB (jb/gk)                     7   7   0    500     1199      1188       6-4-0   600      910      1-3-0     250
Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj)            5   9   0    357     1045      1189       4-6-0   400      726      1-3-0     250
Gophers (cd)                    5   9   0    357      899      1116       3-7-0   300      590      2-2-0     500
The Force (rg)                  3  11   0    214      953      1144       1-9-0   100      681      2-2-0     500
                                                                                                                 
--------------- THE 1996 MAYONNAISE BOWL -------------------    ------------------- CONSOLATION GAME ------------
 Heroes (ph)            75       43 Sudden Death (mw)            Skunks (bh)            66    60 Huskies (tk)    
                                                                                                                 
---- THE 1996 MAYONNAISE INVITATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ---------    ------------------- CONSOLATION GAME ------------
 Big City (ss)         115       55 Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj)         Hive (pa)              54    54 BOB (jb/gk)     
                                                                                                                 
--------- THE 1996 BASEMENT BUNCH CHAMPIONSHIP -------------    ------------------- CONSOLATION GAME ------------
 The Force (rg)         80       54 Dugongs (dg)                 Gophers (cd)           83    66 NFL Rejects (jt)
                                                                                                                 
-- THE COMMISH'S DESK -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CONGRATS TO THE 1996 MFL CHAMPIONS - HEROES (PAUL HOFFMAN)!!                                                     
A reminder that post-season games cannot end in a tie.  Tiebreakers follow normal standings tiebreakers, thus tie
between Hive and BOB counts as a Hive victory for purposes of final places and 1997 draft order.                 
Final league packets with updated record books, award certificates, and $$$$ will be sent out as soon as 
completed.                                                                                                       
1996 FINAL STANDINGS: 1st-Heroes (ph), 2nd-Sudden Death (mw), 3rd-Skunks (bh), 4th-Huskies (tk), 5th-Big City    
(ss), 6th-Diquheds (dn/kb/bj), 7th-Hive (pa), 8th-BOB (jb/gk), 9th-The Force (rg), 10th-Dugongs (dg),            
11th-Gophers (cd), 12th-NFL Rejects (jt).  1997 draft order is reverse of above standings.                       
THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE SEASON (OUR SEVENTH!!!).                    
                                                                                                                 
-- 1996 SEASON RECORDS (league records in parentheses) ----------------------------------------------------------
WEEKLY TEAM TOTAL (177 Heroes wk 13, 95)                      THIS WEEK'S ALL-PRO TEAM (326 Week 1, 94)          
Huskies (tk)             174 pts   wk 09                      QB Steve Young, Sf      31 pts NFL Rejects (jt)    
BOB (jb/gk)              157 pts   wk 02                      RB Terry Allen, Was     18 pts Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj)
Big City (ss)            146 pts   wk 12                         Larry Centers, Az    18 pts Big City (ss)       
This Week's High         115 pts   Big City (ss)              WR Irving Fryar, Phi    30 pts The Force (rg)      
Average This Week       67.1 pts/team                            Jimmy Smith, Jax     30 pts Big City (ss)       
1996 AVERAGE            77.8 pts/week   1244.0 pts/team       TE Brent Jones, Sf       9 pts Heroes (ph)         
                                                               K Chris Boniol, Dal    12 pts NFL Rejects (jt)    
WEEKLY PLAYER TOTAL (72 Mark Rypien, QB, Stallions wk 11, 91) DT Green Bay Packers    17 pts Gophers (cd)        
   Scott Mitchell, QB, Det      57 pts   wk 04 Gophers (cd)   HC Jimmy Johnson, Mia    3 pts Hive (pa)           
   Mark Brunell, QB, Jax        54 pts   wk 04 Skunks (bh)       All-Pro Team total: 168 pts                     
   Terrell Davis, RB, Den       53 pts   wk 12 Big City (ss)                                                     
                                                                                                                 
SEASON PLAYER TOTAL (480 Steve Young, QB, New Yorkers, 94) REMEMBER ONLY STARTING PTS COUNTED                    
      Brett Favre, QB, Gb         420 pts   Heroes (ph)                                                          
      John Elway, QB, Den         311 pts   Dugongs (dg)                                                         
      Mark Brunell, QB, Jax       302 pts   Skunks (bh)                                                          
                                                                                                                 
-- THE RECORD BOOK ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
67.1 pts/team is 4th Least Average Points Scored in a Week.                                                      
Hive (pa) 54 - BOB (jb/gk) 54 is 7th tie in league history.                                                      
Irving Fryar scores 30 pts in BB Championship game for The Force (rg) to take the top AP spot for WR.            
Green Bay Packers DT scores 17 pts in BB Consolation game for Gophers (cd) to beat Steelers by 1 pt for AP team  
(and tie the #1 Most Point Scored in a Season for DT)                                                            
Jerry Rice not on the Season All-Pro Team for the first time in league history.                                  
Shannon Sharpe’s 189 pts for Huskies (tk) is #1 Most Points Scored in a Season for TE (old record 160,           
Ben Coates-1994).                                                                                                
Mike Shannahan’s 33 pts for Big City (ss) is #1 Most Points Scored in a Season for HC (old record 30, Jimmy      
Johnson-1992, & George Siefert-1994).                                                                            
Complete Updated record book to be sent to you soon.                                                             
                                                                                                                 
-- THIS WEEK’S ROSTER TRANSACTIONS (numbers reflect number of moves made this season) ---------------------------
      No roster transactions for week 16.                                                                        
                                                                                                                 
-- 1996 MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE SEASON AWARDS ----------------------------------------------------------------
THE 1996 MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE ALL-PRO TEAM (2158, 1995) 1996 MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS          
QB BRETT FAVRE, GB      420 pts  HEROES (ph)                  HEROES (Paul Hoffman), 11-5, 1439 pts              
RB TERRELL DAVIS, DEN   288 pts  BIG CITY (ss)                                                                   
   CURTIS MARTIN, NE    277 pts  SKUNKS (bh)                  1996 MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE MVPLAYER           
WR IRVING FRYAR, PHI    206 pts  THE FORCE (rg)               BRETT FAVRE, QB, GB 420 pts HEROES (ph)            
   TONY MARTIN, SD      194 pts  NFL REJECTS (jt)                                                                
TE SHANNON SHARPE, DEN  189 pts* HUSKIES (tk)                 1996 ED LINDSEY AWARD                              
 K AL DEL GRECO, HOU    137 pts  HEROES (ph)                  BRETT HOFFMAN (Skunks)                             
DT GREEN BAY PACKERS    157 pts* GOPHERS (cd)                 Brett was excited from day one and carried his     
HC MIKE SHANNAHAN, DEN   33 pts* BIG CITY (ss)                enjoyment throughout the season. His turn around   
   All-Pro Team total: 1901 pts                               from previous seasons is an example for everyone.  
                                                                                                                 
      *=SET OR TIED MFL SEASON RECORD                                                                            
                                                                                                                 
GAME SUMMARIES                                                                                                   
Franchise.: Heroes (ph)                                                                                          
Owners....: Paul Hoffman, 315-568-8623, hoffman5@ix.netcom.com                                                   
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
FAVRE, Brett         QB Green Bay        29      420    TOMCZAK, Mike        QB Pittsburgh            18      185
FAULK, Marshall      RB Indianapolis      8      127    FLOYD, William       RB San Francisco         12       55
MORRIS, Byron        RB Baltimore        12      129    CONWAY, Curtis       WR Chicago                8      172
ALEXANDER, Derrick   WR Baltimore         0      186    MITCHELL, Pete       TE Jacksonville           7       55
MCCARDELL, Keenan    WR Jacksonville      2      132    VINATIERI, Adam      K  New England            6      136
JONES, Brent         TE San Francisco     9       42                                                             
DEL GRECO, Al        K  Houston          11      152                                                             
PANTHERS             DT Carolina          7      153                                                             
LEVY, Marv           HC Buffalo          -3        9                                                             
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Franchise.: Sudden Death (mw)                                                                                    
Owners....: Mark Williams, 219-273-8472                                                                          
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
BLEDSOE, Drew        QB New England      -1      288    HUMPHRIES, Stan      QB San Diego             14      201
MURRELL, Adrian      RB NY Jets           4      162    BROOKS, Reggie       RB Tampa Bay              0       45
WATTERS, Ricky       RB Philadelphia      8      247    HAYNES, Michael      WR New Orleans            1      107
FREEMAN, Antonio     WR Green Bay        15      167    DRAYTON, Troy        TE St.Louis               4       23
GALLOWAY, Joey       WR Seattle          10      165    CHRISTIE, Steve      K  Buffalo                2      108
DILGER, Ken          TE Indianapolis      0       61                                                             
BLANCHARD, Cary      K  Indianapolis      6      186                                                             
LIONS                DT Detroit           4       78                                                             
SCHOTTENHEIMER, Mart HC Kansas City      -3        9                                                             
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Franchise.: Huskies (tk)                                                                                         
Owners....: Timothy Knowlton, 615-781-2012, tjk@ix.netcom.com                                                    
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
BLAKE, Jeff          QB Cincinnati       15      300    FREROTTE, Gus        QB Washington             9      176
BETTIS, Jerome       RB Pittsburgh        6      222    STEWART, James       RB Jacksonville           0      160
SMITH, Emmitt        RB Dallas           13      253    BROWN, Tim           WR Oakland                5      175
BRUCE, Isaac         WR St.Louis          3      171    CROSS, Howard        TE NY Giants              0       19
PICKENS, Carl        WR Cincinnati        1      197    JACKE, Chris         K  Green Bay              5      123
SHARPE, Shannon      TE Denver            0      189                                                             
KASAY, John          K  Carolina         11      170                                                             
FORTY NINERS         DT San Francisco     8      110                                                             
HOLMGREN, Mike       HC Green Bay         3       27                                                             
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Franchise.: Skunks (bh)                                                                                          
Owners....: Brett Hoffman, 717-749-6469, bgh115@psu.edu                                                          
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
BRUNELL, Mark        QB Jacksonville     28      336    HOSTETLER, Jeff      QB Oakland                6      258
ABDUL-JABBAR, Karim  RB Miami             9      157    JOHNSON, Leshon      RB Arizona                0      114
MARTIN, Curtis       RB New England      10      277    SHEPERD, Leslie      WR Washington             0      101
MATHIS, Terance      WR Atlanta           2      121    GREEN, Eric          TE Baltimore              0       20
REED, Jake           WR Minnesota         5      186    PETERSON, Todd       K  Seattle                7      124
DUDLEY, Rickey       TE Oakland           2       65                                                             
HOLLIS, Mike         K  Jacksonville      8      126                                                             
VIKINGS              DT Minnesota         5       95                                                             
PARCELS, Bill        HC New England      -3       15                                                             
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Franchise.: Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj)                                                                                 
Owners....: Dale Needleman, Ken Bason, Bob Janik, 615-333-9183                                                   
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
CHANDLER, Chris      QB Houston          -1      181    MOON, Warren         QB Minnesota              0       91
ALLEN, Terry         RB Washington       18      257    PHILLIPS, Lawrence   RB St.Louis              17       98
THOMAS, Thurman      RB Buffalo           7      163    SANDERS, Chris       WR Houston                8      128
JONES, Chris T.      WR Philadelphia      9      111    MCGEE, Tony          TE Cincinnati             1       49
RICE, Jerry          WR San Francisco    12      191    HUSTED, Michael      K  Tampa Bay              4       97
JACKSON, Keith       TE Green Bay         3      108                                                             
HANSON, Jason        K  Detroit           3       83                                                             
EAGLES               DT Philadelphia      7      123                                                             
COWHER, Bill         HC Pittsburgh       -3       15                                                             
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Franchise.: Big City (ss)                                                                                        
Owners....: Steve Schiraldi, 904-278-5435, steves@portionpac.com                                                 
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
COLLINS, Kerry       QB Carolina         16      156    GRBAC, Elvis         QB San Francisco          0       90
CENTERS, Larry       RB Arizona          18      193    SMITH, Robert        RB Minnesota              0       95
DAVIS, Terrell       RB Denver           14      288    MILLER, Anthony      WR Denver                 4      108
CARTER, Cris         WR Minnesota        17      172    HARRIS, Jackie       TE Tampa Bay              0       40
SMITH, Jimmy         WR Jacksonville     30      172    JAEGER, Jeff         K  Chicago               13      103
ASHER, Jamie         TE Washington        5       72                                                             
ANDERSEN, Morten     K  Atlanta           9      111                                                             
STEELERS             DT Pittsburgh        3      156                                                             
SHANAHAN, Mike       HC Denver            3       33                                                             
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Franchise.: BOB (jb/gk)                                                                                          
Owners....: John Bowles, George Kalet, 770-641-1648, 770-977-3004                                                
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
TESTAVERDE, Vinny    QB Baltimore        14      378    EVERETT, Jim         QB New Orleans            1      144
JOHNSON, Anthony     RB Carolina         15      154    BENNETT, Edgar       RB Green Bay             10      119
SANDERS, Barry       RB Detroit           7      219    BEEBE, Don           WR Green Bay              7      127
EARLY, Quinn         WR Buffalo           2       99    JOHNSON, Lonnie      TE Buffalo                1       36
MOORE, Herman        WR Detroit           5      184    ANDERSON, Gary       K  Philadelphia           3      110
COATES, Ben          TE New England       0      125                                                             
WILKINS, Jeff        K  San Francisco     5      136                                                             
CHIEFS               DT Kansas City       3       83                                                             
SEIFERT, George      HC San Francisco     3       21                                                             
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Franchise.: Hive (pa)                                                                                            
Owners....: Phil Arisman, 912-477-8607, parisman@ix.netcom.com                                                   
---------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------     ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------ 
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
MARINO, Dan          QB Miami            14      169    MCNAIR, Steve        QB Houston               12       99
KIRBY, Terry         RB San Francisco     6      148    KAUFMAN, Napoleon    RB Oakland                6      111
WARREN, Chris        RB Seattle           4      145    SCOTT, Darnay        WR Cincinnati             0      117
MCDUFFIE, O.J.       WR Miami            10      134    HARTLEY, Frank       TE Baltimore              0        0
RISON, Andre         WR Jacksonville      2       73    STOYANOVICH, Pete    K  Kansas City            7       84
WALLS, Wesley        TE Carolina          8      128                                                             
CARNEY, John         K  San Diego         2      136                                                             
DOLPHINS             DT Miami             5      121                                                             
JOHNSON, Jimmy       HC Miami             3       -3                                                             
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Franchise.: Dugongs (dg)                                                                                         
Owners....: Dan Gwinn, 770-518-7343                                                                              
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
ELWAY, John          QB Denver           13      354    AIKMAN, Troy         QB Dallas                 1      175
RHETT, Errict        RB Tampa Bay         8       68    BIAKABUTUKA, Tim     RB Carolina               0       20
SALAAM, Rashaan      RB Chicago           0       79    JEFFIRES, Haywood    WR New Orleans            0       42
ELLARD, Henry        WR Washington        4       94    BATTAGLIA, Marco     TE Cincinnati             0        4
IRVIN, Michael       WR Dallas            7      109    BRIEN, Doug          K  New Orleans           12      103
KINCHEN, Brian       TE Baltimore         8       53                                                             
ELAM, Jason          K  Denver            6      117                                                             
RAIDERS              DT Oakland          11       88                                                             
WHITE, Mike          HC Oakland          -3       -3                                                             
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Franchise.: The Force (rg)                                                                                       
Owners....: Randy Green, 334-566-2201, rgreen@p-c-net.net                                                        
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
HEBERT, Bobby        QB Atlanta          14      213    GEORGE, Jeff         QB Atlanta                0       40
ANDERSON, Jamal      RB Atlanta          10      183    HAMPTON, Rodney      RB NY Giants              3       89
FRYAR, Irving        WR Philadelphia     30      206    BARNETT, Fred        WR Miami                  6       66
GLENN, Terry         WR New England       8      133    SMITH, Irv           TE New Orleans            0       12
METCALF, Eric        WR Atlanta           8       94    SISSON, Scott        K  Minnesota              3       98
BRUENER, Mark        TE Pittsburgh        0       13                                                             
PELFREY, Doug        K  Cincinnati        3      113                                                             
COWBOYS              DT Dallas            4       75                                                             
SWITZER, Barry       HC Dallas            3       15                                                             
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Franchise.: NFL Rejects (jt)                                                                                     
Owners....: James Thornton, 601-924-1703                                                                         
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
YOUNG, Steve         QB San Francisco    31      252    BANKS, Tony          QB St.Louis              46      208
BYNER, Earnest       RB Baltimore         0      115    CRAVER, Aaron        RB Denver                 7       71
HEARST, Garrison     RB Cincinnati        2      100    JACKSON, Michael     WR Baltimore             15      196
MARTIN, Tony         WR San Diego         7      224    FAURIA, Christian    TE Seattle                0       26
PERRIMAN, Brett      WR Detroit           7      128    STOVER, Matt         K  Baltimore             12      105
PUPUNU, Alfred       TE San Diego         0       29                                                             
BONIOL, Chris        K  Dallas           12      133                                                             
RAMS                 DT St.Louis         10      135                                                             
FONTES, Wayne        HC Detroit          -3      -15                                                             
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Franchise.: Gophers (cd)                                                                                         
Owners....: Claude Durham, 806-798-2978                                                                          
----------------- STARTING PLAYERS -----------------    ----------------- NON STARTING PLAYERS ------------------
Player               PN Team           Week      Ytd    Player               PN Team                Week      Ytd
HARBAUGH, Jim        QB Indianapolis     28      178    MITCHELL, Scott      QB Detroit                4      243
ALLEN, Marcus        RB Kansas City       5      142    RUSSELL, Leonard     RB San Diego             12      119
GEORGE, Eddie        RB Houston          10      186    GRAHAM, Jeff         WR NY Jets                0      130
EMANUEL, Bert        WR Atlanta          23      122    WYCHECK, Frank       TE Houston               14       86
JEFFERSON, Shawn     WR New England       2      101    DAVIS, Greg          K  Arizona                0       41
POPSON, Ted          TE San Francisco     0       65                                                             
JOHNSON, Norm        K  Pittsburgh        1      114                                                             
PACKERS              DT Green Bay        17      157                                                             
TURNER, Norv         HC Washington       -3        3                                                             
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