MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WEEK 16, 1995 REPORT CARD

Season ended Monday, December 18, 1995

Regular Season Standings                          -------Division--------     -Non-Division-
** Bennett's Division **        W   L   T    PCT       PF        PA      Record     %       PF       Record     %
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x-Huskies (tk)                 11   3   0    786     1543      1151       8-2-0   800     1182      3-1-0     750
y-Hive (pa)                    10   4   0    714     1213      1116       9-1-0   900      894      1-3-0     250
m-Heroes (ph)                   9   5   0    643     1487      1202       6-4-0   600     1076      3-1-0     750
m-Big City (ss/sc)              6   8   0    429     1235      1370       3-7-0   300      872      3-1-0     750
m-Dugongs (dg)                  6   8   0    429     1033      1209       2-8-0   200      677      4-0-0    1000
b-NFL Rejects (jt)              4  10   0    286     1016      1317       2-8-0   200      726      2-2-0     500
                                                                                                                 
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** Mr Chef Division **          W   L   T    PCT       PF        PA      Record     %       PF       Record     %
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x-BOB (jb/gk)                  10   4   0    714     1426      1191       8-2-0   800      995      2-2-0     500
y-Sudden Death (mw/kw)          9   5   0    643     1298      1025       7-3-0   700      923      2-2-0     500
m-Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj)          6   8   0    429     1207      1196       5-5-0   500      937      1-3-0     250
b-Gophers (cd)                  6   8   0    429      932      1074       5-5-0   500      645      1-3-0     250
b-The Force (rg)                5   9   0    357     1060      1275       3-7-0   300      736      2-2-0     500
b-Skunks (bh)                   2  12   0    143      991      1315       2-8-0   200      740      0-4-0       0
x=Won regular season division title; y=clinched playoff berth; m=MIT invitation; b=basement bunch bound

     THE MAYONNAISE BOWL
        Huskies (tk)              127      100 BOB (jb/gk)
     CONSOLATION GAME (3rd place)
        Hive (pa)                  91       80 Sudden Death (mw/kw)

     MAYONNAISE INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP (5th place)
        Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj)      122       84 Dugongs (dg)
     CONSOLATION GAME (7th place)
        Heroes (ph)               124       92 Big City (ss/sc)

     BASEMENT BUNCH TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP (9th place)
        Gophers (cd)              118      115 NFL Rejects (jt)
     CONSOLATION GAME (11th place)
        The Force (rg)             93       69 Skunks (bh)

THE COMMISH'S DESK
This year's ED LINDSEY AWARD goes to JOHN BOWLES (BOB) for his absolute enjoyment and fanaticism towards the 
game this year. James Thornton (NFL Rejects) donated his last year's winnings ($10) to this year's Ed Lindsey 
Award bringing the total American Cancer Society Donation to $60.  This donation will be in John's name in 
memory of our friend and fellow founder of the league, Ed Lindsey. A very exciting Mayonnaise Bowl!  Came down 
to the 4th Quarter Touchdown by Tim Brown in the Sunday Night Game.  John & I were calling each other all day. 
The game was neck and neck until Brown's 80 yd score. Final Places: 1-Huskies, 2-BOB, 3-Hive, 4-Sudden Death, 
5-Diqueheds, 6-Dugongs, 7-Heroes, 8-Big City, 9-Gophers, 10-NFL Rejects, 11-The Force, 12-Skunks.  Draft order 
for next year is opposite of places.
Same glitch in program gives a list of only starters on player scoring report again this week.
Jerry Rice was in second place after last week among WR.  His 56 Monday NightPts this week shows he is still 
the boss.
Cash will be sent as soon as the last applicable phone bill arrives so I can tally all the league expenses.
I hope you all play next year and attend the draft in person (look at the success of the attendees: the top 5).

1995 SEASON RECORDS (league records in parentheses)      THIS WEEK'S ALL-PRO TEAM (326 Week 1, 94)
WEEKLY TEAM TOTAL (177 Heroes wk 13, 95)                 QB  Brett Favre, gb        50 Pts  Heroes (ph)
Heroes (ph)        177 Pts     wk 13                     RB  Thurman Thomas, buf    39 Pts  Gophers (cd)
Huskies (tk)       167 Pts     wk 05                         Chris Warren, sea      37 Pts  Hive (pa)
Heroes (ph)        156 Pts     wk 06                     WR  Jerry Rice, sf         56 Pts  Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj)
This Week's High   127 Pts     Huskies (tk)                  Tony Martin, sd        37 Pts  NFL Rejects (jt)
Average This Week  101.3                                 TE  Ben Coates, ne         20 Pts  Heroes (ph)
1995 AVERAGE        86.5 Pts/week     1384.6 Pts/team     K  Pete Stoyanovich, mia  15 Pts  Huskies (tk)
                                                         DT  Pittsburgh Steelers    26 Pts  Big City (ss/sc)
                                                         HC  Ray Rhodes, phi         3 Pts  BOB (jb/gk)
                                                                                   283 Pts

WEEKLY PLAYER TOTAL (72 Rypien, QB, Stallions wk 11, 91) THIS SEASON'S ALL-PRO TEAM (2158, 1995)
Brett Favre, QB, gb  56 Pts  wk 11  Heroes (ph)          QB  Brett Favre, gb       452 Pts  Heroes (ph)
Jerry Rice, WR, sf   56 Pts  wk 16  Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj) RB  Emmitt Smith, dal     360 Pts* Huskies (tk)
Jeff George, QB, atl 50 Pts  wk 12  The Force (rg)           Barry Sanders, det    276 Pts  BOB (jb/gk)
Brett Favre, QB, gb  50 Pts  wk 16  Heroes (ph)          WR  Jerry Rice, sf        324 Pts* Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj)
                                                             Herman Moore, det     283 Pts  BOB (jb/gk)
SEASON PLAYER TOTAL (480 Young, QB, New Yorkers, 94)     TE  Ben Coates, ne        119 Pts  Heroes (ph)
Brett Favre, QB, gb     452 Pts     Heroes (ph)           K  Morten Andersen, atl  160 Pts  BOB (jb/gk)
Emmitt Smith, RB, dal   360 Pts     Huskies (tk)         DT  San Francisco 49ers   157 Pts* Dugongs (dg)
Jeff Blake, QB, cin     351 Pts     Huskies (tk)         HC  M. Schottenheimer, kc  27 Pts  Gophers (cd)
                                                                                  2158 Pts*
                                                                                          *=New MFL Record
THE RECORD BOOK
Check out the revised Record Book to be sent soon for a complete update.
Huskies (tk) finish with 1790Pts #1 Most Points in a Season.
101.3 pt average this week is #2 Most Avg Pts in a Week.
86.5 Pts per week is #1 Most Avg Pts Scored for a Season.
Gophers (cd) 118 - NFL Rejects (jt) 115 (233Pts) is #10 MostPts in a Contest.
Emmitt Smith's 360 Pts are the #1 Most Pts in a Season for a RB.
Jerry Rice's 56 Pts are the #2 Most Pts in a Week for a WR (#1 is 57 by Rice).
Jerry Rice's 324 Pts are the #1 Most Pts in a Season for a WR.
Ben Coates' 20 Pts ties the #9 Most Pts in a Week for a TE.
San Francisco's 157 Pts are the #1 Most Pts in a Season for a DT.
All-Pro Team's 28 Pts is #2 Most Pts in a Week for the All-Pro Team.
All-Pro Team's 2158 Pts is #1 Most Pts in a Season for the All-Pro Team.

THIS WEEK'S ROSTER TRANSACTIONS (numbers reflect number of moves made this season)
11  BOB (jb/gk)           CUT            MARCHIBRODA, Ted      HC   Indianapol
    BOB (jb/gk)           DRAFTED        RHODES, Ray           HC   Philadelph

PLAYER SCORING REPORT (STARTERS ONLY)

****** Huskies (tk) *******  ******* Heroes (ph) *******  ******** Hive (pa) ********  **** NFL Rejects (jt) ****
PN Player         Team  Pts  PN Player         Team  Pts  PN Player         Team  Pts  PN Player        Team  Pts
QB BLAKE, J       CIN     7  QB FAVRE, B       GB     50  QB MARINO, D      MIA    15  QB YOUNG, S      SF     49
RB MARTIN, C      NE     36  RB DAVIS, T       DEN     0  RB KIRBY, T       MIA     2  RB CENTERS, L    AZ      9
RB SMITH, E       DAL    16  RB FAULK, M       IND    13  RB WARREN, C      SEA    37  RB MURRELL, A    NYJ     0
WR BROWN, T       OAK    22  WR MILLER, A      DEN     6  WR CARTER, C      MIN    20  WR CONWAY, C     CHI    10
WR PICKENS, C     CIN     9  WR PERRIMAN, B    DET     4  WR HARPER, A      TB      2  WR MARTIN, T     SD     37
TE MITCHELL, J    NYJ    16  TE COATES, B      NE     20  TE BRUENER, M     PIT     1  TE CHMURA, M     GB      4
K  STOYANOVICH, P MIA    15  K  HANSON, J      DET    14  K  JACKE, C       GB     12  K  KASAY, J      CAR     3
DT SAN DIEGO,     SD      3  DT KANSAS CITY,   KC     14  DT MINNESOTA,     MIN     5  DT CHICAGO,      CHI     6
HC SEIFERT, G     SF      3  HC LEVY, M        BUF     3  HC SHULA, D       MIA    -3  HC JONES, J      ATL    -3
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****** Dugongs (dg) *******  ***** Big City (ss/sc) ****  ****** The Force (rg) *****  ****** BOB (jb/gk) *******
PN Player         Team  Pts  PN Player         Team  Pts  PN Player         Team  Pts  PN Player        Team  Pts
QB ELWAY, J       DEN    14  QB AIKMAN, T      DAL     5  QB GEORGE, J      ATL    21  QB EVERETT, J    NO     22
RB LEE, A         MIN     4  RB BENNETT, E     GB     15  RB METCALF, E     ATL    26  RB SANDERS, B    DET    19
RB SALAAM, R      CHI    34  RB PEGRAM, E      PIT     3  WR BRISBY, V      NE      9  RB WILLIAMS, H   OAK     8
WR EARLY, Q       NO     11  WR GRAHAM, J      CHI    22  WR EMANUEL, B     ATL     0  WR BROOKS, R     GB     32
WR ELLARD, H      WAS     2  WR IRVIN, M       DAL     9  WR REED, J        MIN    15  WR MOORE, H      DET     5
TE SMITH, I       NO      1  TE NOVACEK, J     DAL     2  TE GREEN, E       MIA    12  TE DRAYTON, T    STL     2
K  PELFREY, D     CIN     4  K  ELAM, J        DEN     7  K  CHRISTIE, S    BUF    11  K  ANDERSEN, M   ATL     5
DT SAN FRANCIS,   SF     17  DT PITTSBURGH,    PIT    26  DT ATLANTA,       ATL     2  DT BUFFALO,      BUF     4
HC WHITE, M       OAK    -3  HC HOLMGREN, M    GB      3  HC GREEN, D       MIN    -3  HC RHODES, R     PHI     3
                         84                           92                           93                         100
                                                                                                                 
****** Gophers (cd) *******  ** Diqueheds (dn/kb/bj) ***  ** Sudden Death (mw/kw) ***  ****** Skunks (bh) *******
PN Player         Team  Pts  PN Player         Team  Pts  PN Player         Team  Pts  PN Player        Team  Pts
QB MITCHELL, S    DET    26  QB MOON, W        MIN    25  QB KRAMER, E      CHI    20  QB KELLY, J      BUF    11
RB ALLEN, M       KC      9  RB HAMPTON, R     NYG    20  RB RHETT, E       TB      3  RB HEARST, G     AZ     10
RB THOMAS, T      BUF    39  RB PARMALEE, B    MIA     8  RB WATTERS, R     PHI     8  RB THOMAS, R     HOU     3
WR JEFFIRES, H    HOU    12  WR BARNETT, F     PHI     0  WR BRUCE, I       STL     6  WR MATHIS, T     ATL    10
WR WILLIAMS, C    PHI    19  WR RICE, J        SF     56  WR SCOTT, D       CIN     3  WR THIGPEN, Y    PIT    18
TE CASH, K        KC      2  TE HARRIS, J      TB      2  TE JONES, B       SF      3  TE JOHNSON, L    BUF     4
K  BUTLER, K      CHI     7  K  ANDERSON, G    PHI     3  K  REVEIZ, F      MIN    14  K  BAHR, M       NE      7
DT LA RAIDERS,    OAK     1  DT ST.LOUIS,      STL     5  DT PHILADELPHI,   PHI    20  DT CLEVELAND,    CLE     3
HC SCHOTTENHEI, M KC      3  HC COWHER, B      PIT     3  HC FONTES, W      DET     3  HC SWITZER, B    DAL     3
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