MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WEEK 17, 1994 REPORT CARD

Season ended Monday, December 26, 1994

WEEKLY LEAGUE SUMMARY
  Overall Games Division Games Non-Division Games
Bennett's Division W L T PCT PF PA Record % PF Record % Streak
1-Hive 15 2 0 882 1661 1187 11-0-0 1000 1226 4-2-0 667 W8
4-New Yorkers 10 6 1 618 1504 1268 6-4-1 591 1086 4-2-0 667 L2
6-Huskies 9 6 2 588 1475 1352 5-5-1 500 993 4-1-1 750 L1
5-Heroes 10 7 0 588 1472 1338 6-5-0 545 991 4-2-0 667 W2
11-NFL Rejects 5 12 0 294 1315 1543 3-8-0 273 924 2-4-0 333 W1
12-Dugongs 2 15 0 118 992 1523 1-10-0 091 610 1-5-0 167 L8
  Division Non-Division
Mr Chef Division W L T PCT PF PA Record % PF Record % Streak
3-The Force 13 3 1 794 1498 1131 9-2-0 818 1004 4-1-1 750 W1
2-Sudden Death 9 8 0 529 1184 1190 7-4-0 636 879 2-4-0 333 L1
7-Diqueheds 7 9 1 441 1265 1282 4-6-1 409 754 3-3-0 500 W1
8-Gophers 6 11 0 353 850 1244 5-6-0 456 578 1-5-0 167 L2
9-II Weagles 7 9 1 441 1149 1232 3-7-1 318 681 4-2-0 667 W2
10-Skunks 6 11 0 353 1072 1147 4-7-0 364 714 2-4-0 333 L1
Standings reflect regular season division finish; numbers indicate final league standings

Championship Week Results League Results
Sudden Death 36 66 Hive League Champion: Hive
New Yorkers 47 108 The Force Sudden Death
Heroes 81 55 Huskies The Force
Gophers 48 65 Diqueheds New Yorkers
Skunks 64 81 II Weagles Heroes
Dugongs 40 88 NFL Rejects Huskies
  Diqueheds
  Gophers
  II Weagles
  Skunks
  NFL Rejects
  Dugongs

WEEKLY SCORING REPORT SEASON SCORING REPORT
Franchise Starting Pts Non-Starting Pts Franchise Starting Pts Non-Starting Pts Total
The Force 108 43 Hive 1661 449 2110
NFL Rejects 88 40 New Yorkers 1504 674 2178
Heroes 81 44 The Force 1498 415 1913
II Weagles 81 59 Huskies 1475 557 2032
Hive 66 41 Heroes 1472 473 1945
Diqueheds 65 15 NFL Rejects 1315 334 1649
Skunks 64 41 Diqueheds 1265 494 1759
Huskies 55 21 Sudden Death 1184 627 1811
Gophers 48 8 II Weagles 1149 461 1610
New Yorkers 47 39 Skunks 1072 545 1617
Dugongs 40 4 Dugongs 992 162 1154
Sudden Death 36 19 Gophers 850 389 1239

TOP TEN INDIVIDUAL PERFORMANCES FOR WEEK #17
Player Name Posn Team Franchise Status This Week's Pts YTD Pts
SMALL, Torrance WR No **unsigned** U 41 109
EVERETT, Jim QB No NFL Rejects S 38 272
CARRIER, Mark WR Cle **unsigned** U 37 97
JOHNSON, Charles WR Pit **unsigned** U 37 83
SHARPE, Sterling WR Gb The Force S 34 243
TESTAVERDE, Vinny QB Cle Skunks N 32 208
TOMCZAK, Mike QB Pit **unsigned** U 32 67
FAVRE, Brett QB Gb Heroes S 28 408
MILLER, Chris QB Rams Hive N 27 175
PHILADELPHIA DT Phi II Weagles S 26 114

This Week's All-Pro Team
QB: Jim Everett, No 38 pts NFL Rejects
RB: Bernie Parmalee, Mia 25 pts Skunks
  Natrone Means, Sd 23 pts The Force
WR: Sterling Sharpe, Gb 34 pts The Force
  Carl Pickens, Cin 22 pts New Yorkers
TE: Shannon Sharpe, Den 11 pts The Force
K: John Carney, Sd 15 pts II Weagles
DT: Philadelphi Eagles, Phi 26 pts II Weagles
HC: Mike Holmgren, Gb 3 pts Hive
Total   197 pts  

1994 Season All-Pro Team
QB: Steve Young, Sf 480 pts* New Yorkers
RB: Emmitt Smith, Dal 312 pts* Huskies
  Barry Sanders, Det 275 pts Hive
WR: Jerry Rice, Sf 290 pts* Heroes
  Sterling Sharpe, Gb 243 pts The Force
TE: Ben Coates, Ne 160 pts* Heroes
K: John Carney, Sd 159 pts II Weagles
DT: San Francisco 49ers, Sf 145 pts* New Yorkers
HC: George Siefert, Sf 30 pts New Yorkers
Total   2094 pts  
*MFL Record

1994 Season Records
Weekly Team Total Weekly Player Total
NFL Rejects 168 pts Week 3 Dan Marino, QB, Mia 67 pts Week 1 Hive
New Yorkers 168 pts Week 14 Ricky Watters, RB, Sf 62 pts Week 16 Sudden Death
New Yorkers 155 pts Week 13 Irving Fryar, WR, Mia 54 pts Week 1 New Yorkers
This Week's High 108 pts The Force This Week's High 38 pts Everett  
This Week's Average 64.9 pts (92.6 wk 1, 94)  
1994 Average 75.6 pts (75.6 1994)  

Season Player Total The Record Book
Steve Young, QB, Sf 480 pts New Yorkers Check out the MFL Record Book to be sent out soon
Brett Farvre, QB, Gb 408 pts Heroes  
Dan Marino, QB, Mia 373 pts Hive  

The Commish's Desk
Congrats to Phil Arisman for dominating the league from start to finish.
WOW, all the records have been rewritten due to performance scoring. Hive now holds the high scoring record at 1661 pts.
Other records will be put into the MFL Record Book which will be sent to you shortly.
Phil wins The Ed Lindsey Award. He took the lead with his pre-draft trades and never looked back.
I will be sending out questionnaires for next season along with details regarding next years draft.
Thanks for a great season, I hope everyone returns next year.

1994 MFL POST-SEASON AWARDS
MFL CHAMPION HIVE (PHIL ARISMAN)
MIT CHAMPION HEROES (PAUL HOFFMAN)
BASEMENT BUNCH CHAMPION II WEAGLES (JOHN BOWLES & GEORGE KALET)
MFL MOST VALUABLE PLAYER STEVE YOUNG, QB, SF (NEW YORKERS) 480 pts (3rd consecutive)
SEASON ALL-PRO TEAM see above
THE ED LINDSEY AWARD PHIL ARISMAN

ROSTER TRANSACTION REPORT
Franchise Action No Player Posn Team 2nd Franchise (Trades)
WEEK #16 No transactions this week. Trades may now resume (no waivers/pick-ups however).