MAYONNAISE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WEEK 17, 1994 REPORT CARD
Season ended Monday, December 26, 1994
| WEEKLY LEAGUE SUMMARY | ||||||||||||
| Overall Games | Division Games | Non-Division Games | ||||||||||
| Bennett's Division | W | L | T | PCT | PF | PA | Record | % | PF | Record | % | Streak |
| 1-Hive | 15 | 2 | 0 | 882 | 1661 | 1187 | 11-0-0 | 1000 | 1226 | 4-2-0 | 667 | W8 |
| 4-New Yorkers | 10 | 6 | 1 | 618 | 1504 | 1268 | 6-4-1 | 591 | 1086 | 4-2-0 | 667 | L2 |
| 6-Huskies | 9 | 6 | 2 | 588 | 1475 | 1352 | 5-5-1 | 500 | 993 | 4-1-1 | 750 | L1 |
| 5-Heroes | 10 | 7 | 0 | 588 | 1472 | 1338 | 6-5-0 | 545 | 991 | 4-2-0 | 667 | W2 |
| 11-NFL Rejects | 5 | 12 | 0 | 294 | 1315 | 1543 | 3-8-0 | 273 | 924 | 2-4-0 | 333 | W1 |
| 12-Dugongs | 2 | 15 | 0 | 118 | 992 | 1523 | 1-10-0 | 091 | 610 | 1-5-0 | 167 | L8 |
| Division | Non-Division | |||||||||||
| Mr Chef Division | W | L | T | PCT | PF | PA | Record | % | PF | Record | % | Streak |
| 3-The Force | 13 | 3 | 1 | 794 | 1498 | 1131 | 9-2-0 | 818 | 1004 | 4-1-1 | 750 | W1 |
| 2-Sudden Death | 9 | 8 | 0 | 529 | 1184 | 1190 | 7-4-0 | 636 | 879 | 2-4-0 | 333 | L1 |
| 7-Diqueheds | 7 | 9 | 1 | 441 | 1265 | 1282 | 4-6-1 | 409 | 754 | 3-3-0 | 500 | W1 |
| 8-Gophers | 6 | 11 | 0 | 353 | 850 | 1244 | 5-6-0 | 456 | 578 | 1-5-0 | 167 | L2 |
| 9-II Weagles | 7 | 9 | 1 | 441 | 1149 | 1232 | 3-7-1 | 318 | 681 | 4-2-0 | 667 | W2 |
| 10-Skunks | 6 | 11 | 0 | 353 | 1072 | 1147 | 4-7-0 | 364 | 714 | 2-4-0 | 333 | L1 |
| Standings reflect regular season division finish; numbers indicate final league standings | ||||||||||||
| Championship Week Results | League Results | |||
| Sudden Death | 36 | 66 | Hive | League Champion: Hive |
| New Yorkers | 47 | 108 | The Force | Sudden Death |
| Heroes | 81 | 55 | Huskies | The Force |
| Gophers | 48 | 65 | Diqueheds | New Yorkers |
| Skunks | 64 | 81 | II Weagles | Heroes |
| Dugongs | 40 | 88 | NFL Rejects | Huskies |
| Diqueheds | ||||
| Gophers | ||||
| II Weagles | ||||
| Skunks | ||||
| NFL Rejects | ||||
| Dugongs | ||||
| WEEKLY SCORING REPORT | SEASON SCORING REPORT | |||||
| Franchise | Starting Pts | Non-Starting Pts | Franchise | Starting Pts | Non-Starting Pts | Total |
| The Force | 108 | 43 | Hive | 1661 | 449 | 2110 |
| NFL Rejects | 88 | 40 | New Yorkers | 1504 | 674 | 2178 |
| Heroes | 81 | 44 | The Force | 1498 | 415 | 1913 |
| II Weagles | 81 | 59 | Huskies | 1475 | 557 | 2032 |
| Hive | 66 | 41 | Heroes | 1472 | 473 | 1945 |
| Diqueheds | 65 | 15 | NFL Rejects | 1315 | 334 | 1649 |
| Skunks | 64 | 41 | Diqueheds | 1265 | 494 | 1759 |
| Huskies | 55 | 21 | Sudden Death | 1184 | 627 | 1811 |
| Gophers | 48 | 8 | II Weagles | 1149 | 461 | 1610 |
| New Yorkers | 47 | 39 | Skunks | 1072 | 545 | 1617 |
| Dugongs | 40 | 4 | Dugongs | 992 | 162 | 1154 |
| Sudden Death | 36 | 19 | Gophers | 850 | 389 | 1239 |
| TOP TEN INDIVIDUAL PERFORMANCES FOR WEEK #17 | ||||||
| Player Name | Posn | Team | Franchise | Status | This Week's Pts | YTD Pts |
| SMALL, Torrance | WR | No | **unsigned** | U | 41 | 109 |
| EVERETT, Jim | QB | No | NFL Rejects | S | 38 | 272 |
| CARRIER, Mark | WR | Cle | **unsigned** | U | 37 | 97 |
| JOHNSON, Charles | WR | Pit | **unsigned** | U | 37 | 83 |
| SHARPE, Sterling | WR | Gb | The Force | S | 34 | 243 |
| TESTAVERDE, Vinny | QB | Cle | Skunks | N | 32 | 208 |
| TOMCZAK, Mike | QB | Pit | **unsigned** | U | 32 | 67 |
| FAVRE, Brett | QB | Gb | Heroes | S | 28 | 408 |
| MILLER, Chris | QB | Rams | Hive | N | 27 | 175 |
| PHILADELPHIA | DT | Phi | II Weagles | S | 26 | 114 |
| This Week's All-Pro Team | ||||
| QB: | Jim Everett, No | 38 | pts | NFL Rejects |
| RB: | Bernie Parmalee, Mia | 25 | pts | Skunks |
| Natrone Means, Sd | 23 | pts | The Force | |
| WR: | Sterling Sharpe, Gb | 34 | pts | The Force |
| Carl Pickens, Cin | 22 | pts | New Yorkers | |
| TE: | Shannon Sharpe, Den | 11 | pts | The Force |
| K: | John Carney, Sd | 15 | pts | II Weagles |
| DT: | Philadelphi Eagles, Phi | 26 | pts | II Weagles |
| HC: | Mike Holmgren, Gb | 3 | pts | Hive |
| Total | 197 | pts | ||
| 1994 Season All-Pro Team | ||||
| QB: | Steve Young, Sf | 480 | pts* | New Yorkers |
| RB: | Emmitt Smith, Dal | 312 | pts* | Huskies |
| Barry Sanders, Det | 275 | pts | Hive | |
| WR: | Jerry Rice, Sf | 290 | pts* | Heroes |
| Sterling Sharpe, Gb | 243 | pts | The Force | |
| TE: | Ben Coates, Ne | 160 | pts* | Heroes |
| K: | John Carney, Sd | 159 | pts | II Weagles |
| DT: | San Francisco 49ers, Sf | 145 | pts* | New Yorkers |
| HC: | George Siefert, Sf | 30 | pts | New Yorkers |
| Total | 2094 | pts | ||
| *MFL Record | ||||
| 1994 Season Records | ||||||||
| Weekly Team Total | Weekly Player Total | |||||||
| NFL Rejects | 168 | pts | Week 3 | Dan Marino, QB, Mia | 67 | pts | Week 1 | Hive |
| New Yorkers | 168 | pts | Week 14 | Ricky Watters, RB, Sf | 62 | pts | Week 16 | Sudden Death |
| New Yorkers | 155 | pts | Week 13 | Irving Fryar, WR, Mia | 54 | pts | Week 1 | New Yorkers |
| This Week's High | 108 | pts | The Force | This Week's High | 38 | pts | Everett | |
| This Week's Average | 64.9 | pts | (92.6 wk 1, 94) | |||||
| 1994 Average | 75.6 | pts | (75.6 1994) | |||||
| Season Player Total | The Record Book | |||
| Steve Young, QB, Sf | 480 | pts | New Yorkers | Check out the MFL Record Book to be sent out soon |
| Brett Farvre, QB, Gb | 408 | pts | Heroes | |
| Dan Marino, QB, Mia | 373 | pts | Hive | |
| The Commish's Desk |
| Congrats to Phil Arisman for dominating the league from start to finish. |
| WOW, all the records have been rewritten due to performance scoring. Hive now holds the high scoring record at 1661 pts. |
| Other records will be put into the MFL Record Book which will be sent to you shortly. |
| Phil wins The Ed Lindsey Award. He took the lead with his pre-draft trades and never looked back. |
| I will be sending out questionnaires for next season along with details regarding next years draft. |
| Thanks for a great season, I hope everyone returns next year. |
| 1994 MFL POST-SEASON AWARDS | |
| MFL CHAMPION | HIVE (PHIL ARISMAN) |
| MIT CHAMPION | HEROES (PAUL HOFFMAN) |
| BASEMENT BUNCH CHAMPION | II WEAGLES (JOHN BOWLES & GEORGE KALET) |
| MFL MOST VALUABLE PLAYER | STEVE YOUNG, QB, SF (NEW YORKERS) 480 pts (3rd consecutive) |
| SEASON ALL-PRO TEAM | see above |
| THE ED LINDSEY AWARD | PHIL ARISMAN |
| ROSTER TRANSACTION REPORT | ||||||
| Franchise | Action | No | Player | Posn | Team | 2nd Franchise (Trades) |
| WEEK #16 | No transactions this week. Trades may now resume (no waivers/pick-ups however). | |||||